INT. RHIANNON'S KITCHEN - DAY

RHIANNON: My orange-pecan muffins are cooling, and I'm about to blend a batch of strawberry smoothies. I am a competent young adult who is about to be rewarded with delicious food!

RHIANNON'S BLENDER: Fuck you, bitch! Fuck your tofu, fuck your ice cubes, and fuck your tiny little strawberry seeds!

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